bathroom (s)talker

Bathroom (s)talkers are those people who are talking to you while you're going to the bathroom but they sorta try to look at ur ffet under the stall and kinda stalk you.

"Hey, Hannah is that you," the bathroom (s)talker says to the person in the stall while kinda trying to see wqho it is without watching them pee.

bathroom (s)talker by Sammar101 January 18, 2008

McCann Bathroom's 

the bathrooms are like walking into a haunted house you cant see shit the air is so cloudy and you get a nicotine high from just being there

the McCann bathroom's are shit

McCann Bathroom's by todmad November 5, 2024

God's Bathroom Floor

A song written by Slug of the musical duo Atmosphere. Quite possibly one of the deepest, most thought provoking hip-hop songs out there. Undoubtedly about Slug's drug abuse, he uses lyrical analogies such as "I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles," telling his son, Jacob Miles, that he'll be watching over him if the abuse ever claims his life.

"Tell Jacob Miles to keep it wild-style. I promise I'll smile. And check the floor, God's got nice tiles."

-"God's Bathroom Floor" - Atmosphere

God's Bathroom Floor by Spectactic August 23, 2010

Staple's Bathroom 

the Staples by your school in which you use their bathroom to participate in illegal things such as smoking drinking or sex.

2:20 schools out time for the staple's bathroom!

Staple's Bathroom by electricmonkey08 April 13, 2009

Paul's Bathroom 

The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.

I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.

Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.

Paul's Bathroom by TMISv2.0 July 27, 2009

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader 

A book published by Portable Press, containing random bits of trivia in different categories, ranging from easy read all the way to long read. Little tidbits usually at the bottom of the page or at the end of a topic. There are new books every year, and sometimes there are books in one huge category (e.g. sports), Plunges into... books, and even kids' books. Used to have its own institute and its own website.

Some Dude 1: "Hey, have you ever heard of Armchair Reader?"
Some Dude 2: "Hell no, I've only ever heard of Uncle John's Bathroom Reader."

Uncle John's Bathroom Reader by xxylvii July 25, 2021

Viktor's Bathroom

The bathroom that tops all bathrooms. This magical place has a shower with body jets, all tile floors, a fancy ass sink, and a sweet ass toilet. Its a bathroom that you do not even feel worthy enough to enter. You feel honored just to be allowed to use that bathroom. No pictures are allowed, one must experience it for oneself.

Bro 1:Yo let's go to Viktor's house!
Bro 2:Why?
Bro 1: Yo man, you dont even know about Viktor's bathroom!

Viktor's Bathroom by gimmealittlehandshake July 23, 2012