Bath & Bed

When your mate can’t hack it on a night out in Cardiff (Stag 2022) and they need to head back for a Bath & Bed.

Jordan’s had it, Bath & Bed for him…

by Anonymous Cardiff July 25, 2022

bed bath

When someone is in bed and one or more people pee on the one sleeping

Chad passed out at the party so we gave him a bed bath

by Pantz March 26, 2017

Bed Bath and Beyonce

Slang for home goods store Bed Bath and Beyond or for R&B pop diva Beyonce Knowles.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

" I need to go to Bed Bath and Beyonce and get a toilet seat."

"That sistah is shaking her booty like she think she be Bed Bath and Beyonce."

by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009

bed bath and beyond

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.

The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there

by DizzyLizzy April 1, 2007

Bed Bath & Beyond

A nice store from a customer's point of view, however a horrendous company to work for. They pay their employees nothing and treat them like shit. I worked for one for 2 years, and saw it all in there.

I became depressed working for Bed Bath & Beyond.

by 00000069 January 10, 2018

Bed Bath and Beyond

When a man is in the hospital and the nurse jerks him off after giving him his sponge bath.

Guy 1: "So I heard you were in the hospital. How was that?"
Guy 2: "It was horrible until my nurse came in to bathe me and she gave me a "bed bath and beyond". It was awesome!

by xCLAMM JAMMERx January 9, 2012

Bed, Bath, and Beyond

A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.

Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.

by YBR H3 January 20, 2011