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Batcaving

This is an advanced sexual act, performed when one is feeling in the mood to surprise ones lady. You start this delight by turning off all lights in the room. Get your lady to lay on her side and ask her to look at the ceiling. Now, grab your erect meat seeking pissile and shine a torch from underneath to display the sillouette on the ceiling, while screaming "TO THE BATCAVE" and with one swift, vigorous thrust, insert ones member into her anus. Lube is optional, but dry docking is not recommended unless you do not value your teeth/balls/relationship.
I gave Tonya a real good batcaving last night. Luckily, she enjoyed it so didn't even knock my teeth out afterward.
by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 3, 2021
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Batcaving

Staying up late at night and into the early morning (usually in a confined space such as one's room or house) while sleeping for most of the day, much like a bat.
He spent all night batcaving in his room in front of his computer.
by puggyface April 15, 2009
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batcaving

Asocial behavior, most often seen in the suburban United States, in which people will enter and exit their house or apartment by way of the garage, thereby eliminating any unwanted social interaction with neighbors, passers-by, and the outside world in general. Staying in one's vehicle until entry or exit from the garage has been completed is key to effective batcaving, as is having an automatic, remotely-openable garage door. Living in a gated community provides an additional level of batcavability.
Did you hear about that woman in the news? She lives around here!

How would anyone know? Out here, neighbors go batcaving in and out of their place and we never see them. Except when they mow the lawn. And everybody pays to have that done anyway.
by contrary guy July 31, 2008
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Batcaving

A sexual fetish in which a person asks their sexual partner(s) to stick a batman figurine in his or her butt.
"It was only the first date and he tried to stick a batman figurine in my ass.'

"Ah, he tried to bat cave you."

batcaving.

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by AliMac July 17, 2012
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Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020
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batmaning

planking from an inverted position so that your feet are flexed on the top of an object. gives the appearance that one is a bat, or batman
batmaning is way more intense than planking
by amann24 August 30, 2011
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Batching

Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.

Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
by vampireadjacent September 27, 2020
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