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Barnabas Collins

Barnabas Collins is a real vampire, he doesn't sparkle but actually burns like a vampire, he drinks human blood and if he were to meet the Meyerpire known as Edward Cullen Barnabas would kick his ass.
Barnabas often prefers to stay away from humans but would often drink their blood if he is thirsty,
Barnabas Collins was cursed as a vampire in the year 1776, but is later responsible for the restoration of the Collins name and reputation in 1972 and is a key participant in the destruction of the family's longtime nemesis, the beautiful but spiteful witch Angelique Bouchard.
Barnabas Collins by Netherman14 September 4, 2013
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Barnabus Collins 

The de-facto definition of a Chode.

Rage Quits a game due to not understanding that a Trader labeled "FISH TRADER" Does not in fact but or sell anything but fish.
Barnabus Collins: "Left an ADA full of stuff with a key at the fish trader on Pripyat, free to first person that grabs it.. No fun for me when half the shit I looted is unsellable at any trader. Good luck with that."

Owner of the server: " Only fish stuff at Fish Trader, hence it's called Fish Trader"
Barnabus Collins by Mask_LES March 19, 2024

BarnabusCollins 

bullshit, rubbish, crap, lies, liar, bullshitter, tosser or storyteller
He's talking a load of old BarnabusCollins, or He's a proper BarnabusCollins
BarnabusCollins by anon December 20, 2004
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004