Barnabas Collins

Barnabas Collins is a real vampire, he doesn't sparkle but actually burns like a vampire, he drinks human blood and if he were to meet the Meyerpire known as Edward Cullen Barnabas would kick his ass.
Barnabas often prefers to stay away from humans but would often drink their blood if he is thirsty,

Barnabas Collins was cursed as a vampire in the year 1776, but is later responsible for the restoration of the Collins name and reputation in 1972 and is a key participant in the destruction of the family's longtime nemesis, the beautiful but spiteful witch Angelique Bouchard.

Barnabas Collins by Netherman14 September 4, 2013

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Barnabus Collins

The de-facto definition of a Chode.

Rage Quits a game due to not understanding that a Trader labeled "FISH TRADER" Does not in fact but or sell anything but fish.

Barnabus Collins: "Left an ADA full of stuff with a key at the fish trader on Pripyat, free to first person that grabs it.. No fun for me when half the shit I looted is unsellable at any trader. Good luck with that."

Owner of the server: " Only fish stuff at Fish Trader, hence it's called Fish Trader"

Barnabus Collins by Mask_LES March 19, 2024

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BarnabusCollins

bullshit, rubbish, crap, lies, liar, bullshitter, tosser or storyteller

He's talking a load of old BarnabusCollins, or He's a proper BarnabusCollins

BarnabusCollins by anon December 20, 2004

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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