Barlton 

Barlton is an all around classic guy. Never without a friend a Barlton has no issue fitting in and mingling with new people. Especially when out for a bit of a drink. Barlton is an absolute menace and will always be where the action is, whether that's being the life of the party or causing all sorts of trouble. Barlton's also commonly have quite the schlong with them.

That Barlton is also cruising with a new group of people.

Barlton by djstinkymonkey February 22, 2021

clint barton 

Member of the superhero team the Avengers.
He is a wizard with a bow and arrow often not needing to look at his target and still being able to hit his mark

Clint Barton Aka Hawkeye

clint barton by Lupin80 November 24, 2013

Marching Baritone 

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.

Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.

Marching Baritone by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014

Bartonym 

A made up name generally used for phone pranks like Bart does on "The Simpsons"

Bart:"Is there a Mr. Pidasso there, a first name Stu?"
Moe:"Is there a Stu Pidasso here?"
Stu Pidasso is not a real person it's just a Bartonym.

Bartonym by Michael_Hunt May 17, 2008

Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.

Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.

Barton's Gold Rum by Bryan6969 May 18, 2011

Baritone Saxophone  

1.) The greatest instrument ever created.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.

"You play the Baritone Saxophone OMG LET ME BOW DOWN TO YOU."

Baritone Saxophone by Rachel Fuckin Brown =] March 18, 2009

lil barton 

A pop corn particle lodged or embeded in the crevices of ones teeth.

I ate 2 bags of Orval Redinbocker last week and i still got a lil barton!

lil barton by Mr.Guisterguggler August 6, 2008