Pepsi fan girls who try to claim real Madrid are "vardrid" when barka are trash and all they to do is tickle their meat while watching tiki taka highlights
"That Beatrice up t'road comes past 'ere every day in clapped oot motor, reet banging and wheezing and making a chuffin' racket, but will she tak it t'shop and get it fixed? Will she owt, wouldn't answer a dog's bark, that one"