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Baritone Sax Player 

The back bone of most jazz bands and Marching Bands. Typically a very Bad-ass person is assigned to this position. Some prefer to use harnesses, but the most Bad-ass ones use neck-straps. Sometimes referred to as "Beasts"
"wow that Baritone Sax player is amazing, who is he?"
Baritone Sax Player by Badass Ian December 9, 2008

Baritone Saxophone  

1.) The greatest instrument ever created.
2.) What Jesus would play if he were in band
3.) The sexiest instrument ever.
4.) Fuckin Epic.
"You play the Baritone Saxophone OMG LET ME BOW DOWN TO YOU."

Baritone saxophone 

Wow, that baritone saxophone is fucking dumb and inferior to the alto sax
Baritone saxophone by Bernin December 9, 2019