Baptize a Baby Ruth

take a big long dump.

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

Baptizing the baby

When you take a shit in a baptismal font full of holy water in a church, thus "baptizing" your turd-baby.

last night I snuck into a church but I got caught baptizing the baby. Needless to say I was escorted out.

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026