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Andrew Bao
Andrew Bao by The.Last.Emperor November 5, 2020
Andrew Bao
Andrew Bao, The 124th Emperor of simping, was killed by a group of monkey's after announcing he buried his face within the thighs of a high school girl. He was a great leader and the voice of the people and unity of the nation.
He was also one of the greatest sushi chefs of the time. He married twenty times in his lifetime to both men and women, one of his most controversial marriages was to Gabriella Geris, A attractive women who only married because of Andrew's Large and Manly Genetalia and Sexual Organs.
Andrew Bao was also the son of The First Legendary Bao, The father of modern Medicine and the founder of The Chinese Communist Party, His legacy was continued not by Andrew but by his Youngest son, Joshua Bao who is now Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and Crown Prince of Simping.
He was also one of the greatest sushi chefs of the time. He married twenty times in his lifetime to both men and women, one of his most controversial marriages was to Gabriella Geris, A attractive women who only married because of Andrew's Large and Manly Genetalia and Sexual Organs.
Andrew Bao was also the son of The First Legendary Bao, The father of modern Medicine and the founder of The Chinese Communist Party, His legacy was continued not by Andrew but by his Youngest son, Joshua Bao who is now Chairman of the Chinese Communist Party and Crown Prince of Simping.
Person A: "Have you seen Andrew Bao's cock?"
Person B: "No, I haven't, but I have heard that it is massive in size."
Person A: "Yes, I also heard that but sadly he is not a monkey like us."
Person B: "Yeah that is sad, luckily those monkey nationalists killed him."
Person C: "Monkey Forever."
Person B: "No, I haven't, but I have heard that it is massive in size."
Person A: "Yes, I also heard that but sadly he is not a monkey like us."
Person B: "Yeah that is sad, luckily those monkey nationalists killed him."
Person C: "Monkey Forever."
Andrew Bao by The.Last.Emperor October 19, 2020
Anh Bao
Weird Asian with small eyes. Weird hacker kid. Smart guy and is randomly saying weird things out of nowhere. A boy who is a waste of life and studies 24/7 with his small eyes. Buys Yugi Oh cards with the company's money (big waste). Smart but pretty weird. has a small dick. GAY AFFFFFFFFFF. Likes to slap peoples ass. Always skipping and likes computers. Always hands in late assignments. World's slowest typer and is in love with a specific someone named Matthew. Makes weird noises, such as seagulls, small cats and more. A hardworking person who commits to things.
Anh Bao by DeluxesMan June 4, 2019
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baoan by Kunta Kinta January 9, 2008
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