banjo handjo 

It's like a regular handjob, except from your 1st cousin

I got a banjo handjo during my family reunion / Trump rally in Alabama last month

banjo handjo by Masterb8r November 15, 2016

Banjo Handjo 

A sexual act in which two first cousins engage in a typical hand job. Also know as the Hillbilly Handy. It's a highly sought after achievement among men in southern USA

Last year's NYE, I started to engage sexually with my first cousin. At first, we just made out, but it slowly progressed to Banjo Handjos from her and fingering from me.

Banjo Handjo by Typical Lewd Wedding November 15, 2016

Hanjo-banjo 

The act of reaching around a standing nude man and sexually pleasing him.

One hand goes over the shoulder to vigorously jerk him off, while the other hand comes under his arm to rub his balls.

I just got out of the shower and my wife was behind me and started giving me a hanjo-banjo

Hanjo-banjo by Sexual Thesaurus April 13, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016