Bang Flash

The act of wacking your head on something so hard your brain flash bangs you internally making your vision go somewhat or completely black

"Dude I fell off my bike and wacked my head on the pavement so hard I bang flashed myself"

by anonymous November 22, 2023

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Russian flash bang

When a guy blows his load into your eyes and slaps both your ears at the same time.. causing temporary blindness and disorientation.

Lauren went home with Matthew he decided it was time to give her a Russian flash bang!

by Stephen lippiatt January 22, 2021

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japanese flash bang

When a guy nuts in a girl's eye and then clap her ears

Dude Jesse just gave his girlfriend a japanese flash bang and she said she could not hear for a week

by blake farmer May 23, 2018

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Alaskan Flash-Bang

When you ejaculate on a females face, unless your gay, and you slap her ears right after.

I cant see....OWWWW!!! I must have gotten an Alaskan Flash-Bang!

by Squirtle Squirtle December 13, 2010

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flash-bang

an adventure, escapade, or other opportunity involving an unexpected sexual encounter whether its during a casual hook-up, or within an actual romantic relationship.

son: what is considered rape nowadays?

father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy's favor) flash-bang. I don't give a rat's ass whether it's the correct legal definition, that's for the State to decide, but there you go, that's my definition of rape.

by Sexydimma August 19, 2012

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Flash Bang

v. to fuck someone most vigorously and rapidly, as if one were The Flash.

n. a nonincendiary explosive which creates a concussive blast of sound and a temporarily blinding burst of light.

Henry: Ha ha! I got you with my flash bang!
Chris: Oh yea! *bumps into a wall* Well I flash banged your mom last night!

by Aktopus December 6, 2004

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