Bananocracy

The right to be allowed to open a banana in any public place.

I wasn't allowed bananocracy when i was in the library because i was yelled at for opening a banana.

by Baneyneyluver November 27, 2012

Baconocracy

A Baconocracy is a political system where bacon RULES!!!

The choices in the election were a Republican, a Democrat, a Tea Bagger, an Indepedent and BACON and BACON won in a landslide voters overwhelmingly chose a Baconocracy over every other political party or system of Government! It is often said that baconocracy is the worst form of Government--except for all the others!

by jmspaesq November 6, 2010