Banana Phone

when you take your boner and rub it against a phone while calling your girlfriend

ahha, that sound you just heard was my banana phone

by nigger killer May 1, 2005

Banana Phone

its a childrens song by a peadofi.... man called raffi

ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donanan phone

by mr smith March 13, 2005

Banana Phone

When a male/female pretends that his/her phone is a banana and listens to it ring.

Shelly: " Hey Jackie , can I borrow your banana phone? "
Jackie: " Hail yeah , but I aint sure its got service. "

by Jackie && Shelly June 24, 2006

The Banana Phone

When you stick you foot into someones vagina and then squeeze their uterus with your toes.

i cant feel my legs because my boyfriend Banana phone'd me last night

by Tomicide November 19, 2004

Banana Phone

Somone Who Has Done Somthing Very Stupid.

"Did You See What That Guy Just Did?"
"Yah Man Hes A BAnana Phone"

by Rhethaard March 24, 2005

Banana phone

A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.

Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019

Banana phone

When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.

Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?

by I suck dick for a living December 25, 2019