Bamden

A child with about a million mental disorder

"OI BAMDEN! UR A FUCKHEAD!"

Bamden by TTV_Motherfucker June 8, 2019

Badden 

When you're just generally fucked up/not feeling well. Often self inflicted by drinking too much.

Aye yeh Sam was on a proper badden at Leeds

Badden by BARRYBPIES July 18, 2017

BadEndFriends 

Childhood cartoon characters that have suffered through major trauma and have transformed into a twisted version of themselves. There is a very short list of real BEFs, while many that are added by fans are unworthy of the title.

Bipper, a Dipper Pines possessed by Bill Cipher is one of the BadEndFriends.

BadEndFriends by FrostBeast5 October 29, 2019

Bardened

A derogatory term for someone being sick, due to alcohol, less than one hour into a party.

The term is usually used to offend someone who drinks too much, rather than someone who is a lightweight.

John got so pissed that he was sick less than an hour into Lucy's party - he was absolutely bardened.

Bardened by SULPHUR TUNGSTEN SILVER May 19, 2015

The Baldening 

When Thomas Miner enters a room and immediately says some shit about his head.

Thomas: “Heyyy, guys!”

Me: “Oh no, here comes The Baldening...”

Thomas: “And don’t worry guys: STILL have no hair!!!”

The Baldening by Thingman2002 April 11, 2019

badeng 

A filipino term for gayshit but with other dialect.

Poru, Rem and Wincest are badeng.

badeng by NoSSR January 29, 2018

Captain Barden 

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

Captain Barden by KDog88 October 30, 2008