Baltimore Broil

The Baltimore Broil is different from other defecation terms in that it involves baking the load.

Take a huge smash on a metal cookie tray, and place it in your preheated oven. Broil. It's done when the paint starts peeling off the walls.

I invited my girlfriend over for the first time forgetting the baking that was well underway.

Girlfriend: Oh jesus, what's that horrible smell?
Me: I totally forgot I've got a Baltimore Broil baking away in the oven. It's nearly ready. Would you like some?

Baltimore Broil by GrossFactor March 21, 2014

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baltimore broiler

The act of dropping a deuce on a broiling pan and placing in a oven preheated to 400 degrees. Purposes are to stink out any unwanted guests.

My friend Matt brought a real skeezer home, in order to get her out before she could infect my toilet seat with crabs my roomates and I created a splendid baltimore broiler so stink her out.

baltimore broiler by Circle of Willis August 26, 2006

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Baltimore Boiler

The act of urinating in ones eye

That girl was shit last night so i gave her a baltimore boiler.

Baltimore Boiler by jrauch January 20, 2009

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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