'Balls Tea', is made when the male tea bags the woman(or man) following urination in the recipients mouth. A steeping time of 5 to 10 seconds is recommended for full flavour extraction.
by Balls-Allo-vur March 6, 2008
Get the Balls Tea mug.a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.
Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
by Well, shit. January 17, 2018
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When you decide that you need to get back at some asshole of a friend, here's what you do.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
First go take a long run to get your ball sack all nice and sweaty.
Then you make a tall glass of iced tea.
You add extra flavor by dipping your ballsack into the tea, thus getting the smell and taste into the tea that your friend is going to drink.
Note: You can add extra extra flavor by going on longer runs and brewing the tea with multiple people.
Guy1: Hey dude you got Finals today?
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
.
Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
Guy2: Yeah man and I'm thirsty.
Guy1: Here have some of this ice tea I just made.
.
Guy2: Oh thanks man! *sip*
Guy1: Hahaha!
Guy2 *barf* Fuck man u gave me ball tea again!
by FunnyGuy1492 September 15, 2010
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by Pudgyunic0rn October 30, 2020
Get the Ball Tea mug.Party consisting of a cheater, cheatee, and SO during BUTTB sharing idle chit chat in attempts to keep the SO of the cheater from realizing the debt of the relationship between the other two where the cheatee wears bells on her nipples to keep the atmosphere lively.
Kevin had Tea-n-Crumpets with bells on yesterday as the whole room watched to make sure they wouldn't miss any excitement between the broods. The entire event was a let down.
by Shyantha February 5, 2007
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by Panda January 17, 2005
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