Balloon Saloon

The act of putting a deflated dark red balloon and putting it in a man's bleached anal cavity as he wears a chastity cage, and blowing it up using your mouth while it is fit snugly in anus, and is sealed when the one with the balloon tightly clenches his colon.

I was having a four-way Balloon Saloon with my friends. I was in the center blowing them when two of them exploded in my mouth.

by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026

Salmon Balloon

When someone puts their lips up to a vagina and fills it with air as if blowing up a balloon. You can then take the labia betwixt your forefinger and thumb at the top and the bottom of the vaginal opening to control the amount of airflow on the way out. Moving your hands away from each other while still holding the labia will restrict airflow and cause a high-pitched squeal, and bringing them close together will cause a low-pitched almost flatuesque noise. It is not advised to let go of the labia before the vagina has equalized air pressure with the outside atmosphere because there is a risk of the woman flying around the room and injuring herself or others in the process. An advanced knowledge of rocket science is needed to explain this phenomenon.

Did you hear Katie is in the hospital? Aparantly there was a pretty serious accident when she got a salmon balloon from Ben.

by Gbo February 10, 2007

balloonaloona

A crazy animal that is often printed on balloons. It doesnt have a discription of how it looks because it is so unique.

1"so..."
2"sew buttons on a balloon!"
1"what kind of balloon?"
2"blue one."
1"whats the balloon have on it?"
2"a crazy dancing balloonaloona

by Tayyyytar May 22, 2008