Definitions by Cpdix001

Vinny's Wet-cleaner

The act of ejaculating in a washing machine to wash your clothes with semen rather than detergent. This is Ideal because it is like having millions of little sperm working to eat away the dirt while they clean.

I decided to wash my mom's clothes on April first by using Vinny's wet-cleaner.

Vinny's Wet-cleaner by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026

Zack-Tayloring

The act of a man getting pegged by a cow's udder and squeezing his colon so that her milk will run through his body

I was at a petting zoo for my three year old sister's birthday and decided to make the family laugh by zack-tayloring.

Zack-Tayloring by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026

Balloon Saloon

The act of putting a deflated dark red balloon and putting it in a man's bleached anal cavity as he wears a chastity cage, and blowing it up using your mouth while it is fit snugly in anus, and is sealed when the one with the balloon tightly clenches his colon.

I was having a four-way Balloon Saloon with my friends. I was in the center blowing them when two of them exploded in my mouth.

Balloon Saloon by Cpdix001 January 7, 2026