Ball’s Palsy
Ball’s Palsy by Cracker Black October 10, 2020
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Ball's Palsy
Debilitating condition whereby the testicles become numb following physical trauma to the immediate area.
A common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. Also known as "asymmetrical nut syndrome"
A common condition which causes one ball to sag lower than the other. Also known as "asymmetrical nut syndrome"
"I noticed in the gym locker room that one of your boys hangs down south."
"Yeah. I got the Ball's Palsy."
"Yeah. I got the Ball's Palsy."
Ball's Palsy by Billy Nashawaty August 28, 2007
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Balls Palsy
A condition effecting males after cumming very hard (usually from a great blow job). Where they lose control of certain motor functions generally in the face, hands, fingers and toes causing temporary paralysis and/contracture and loss of ability to form words.
“After a blew a huge load in her mouth, I got Balls Palsy and started drooling and my fingers curled up like Stephen Hawking.”
Balls Palsy by K Brogan DBag June 2, 2018
Balls Pelsy
A tough guy, gangster, or Mafioso who has a partial facial paralysis, causing his speech to lose its threatening tone.
I know his threat to put my legs in a bucket of cement and dump me in the East River was supposed to scare the shit out of me, but the Balls Pelsy just sounded like my kid brother and I laughed in his face!
Balls Pelsy by TARZANSGAL July 3, 2017
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