A quick, efficient, and cost-effective way to test an objects or products durability against rapid or instant velocity stopping grounds, commonly from a baclony.
Person A: "Did this product pass the Balconeese test?"
Person B: "Yes, and many more."
Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*
Person B: "Yes, and many more."
Person A: "Great! Let me see"
Person A: *Drops the product off their balcony*
by ThyAbusiveSmile May 16, 2021
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