Bakery Foul

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When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.

She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin — such a bakery foul.

Bakery Foul by Nduck May 9, 2021

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Bakery Foul

When you offer to get someone a pastry from a bakery and you bring back a bran muffin.

She offered to get me a pastry and brought back a bran muffin - such a bakery foul.

Bakery Foul by Nduck May 9, 2021

Related Words

Bakery Foul • Bakersfouled • bakery • bakery fresh • bakery owner • bakery slut • Bakery Bonnett • bakery cunny • BAKERY GIRLS • Bakery Lady

Bakersfouled

The hazy, self-centered mindframe of a Bakersfield resident. Culturally predisposed to become boyfouled or girlfouled. Known for acquiring massive head injuries and ruining other counties' sand dunes with ATVs. Advanced cases involve bro trucks with bumper nuts and NOTW stickers, meth, an obnoxious girlfriend with breast implants obtained from one of numerous local plastic surgery clinics, and hanging out until 1 AM in the Walgreens parking lot with all of the above. Other cities in California hope Bakersfield will just go away if they ignore it long enough but unfortunately its influence only grows.

Man, I totally felt Bakersfouled the other day. Like my brain had changed since I moved down here. I felt like a total tard.

Bakersfouled by erin go bwah January 26, 2011

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

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NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

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High School Liquid

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

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Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

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yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

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