1.)high, stoned, under the influence of marijuana or equivalent drug.
2.)extremely tired, displaying symptoms of (but not actually) being under the influence of narcotics.

Symptoms for both: glazed eyes, unconsciousness, half-consciousness, hunger, numbness.
1) He was so spaced out that day, just completely baked! I bet you he'll drop out soon.

2) Ugh, dude I went shopping, racing, eating, drinking, skiing, skating, ballin', batting, playing, singing, swimming, climbing, and dancing earlier, and then right before I accidentally shot myself, my gf broke up with me.

{I'm so baked}
by Reali-T Scribe October 29, 2006
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This word was originated in California aka the Yay. It means ya bootie!!!
Like the guys like it when you pop bakes !!!
by Da reel Shanelle May 10, 2006
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Was that Bakes that was in Tremors?
by peppattyisnotgay February 15, 2008
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emmett- what did you do last night jasper?
jasper- I baked with alice

bella- I want to bake edward
edward- baking will kill you and destroy your soul
by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008
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Someone who is both woke and based thereby understanding both sides of the aisle. Also used, historically, as a term for high utilization of cannabis or a type of cooking process i.e. the process in which said cannabis can be converted into a brownie.
I thought of this definition of baked using a portmanteau of ‘woke’ and ‘based’ while in my car today and it made me chuckle so I decided to put it on Urban Dictionary.
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related to the after affects of smoking "Pot" also known as happy grass, weed, ganja, dank, bud, moto, sicky icky.

Meaning: Stoned outta your mind.
Shorty hold up. I dont think I can smoke no more. Im feelin' so baked.

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by Caseyishigh May 3, 2007
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To insult someone. New version of roast.
Tom: Wow that was rude!
Sally: Bake him!
by @thebreakfastclub2k16 December 20, 2016
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