by Sydswag May 28, 2020
The act of going inside a taco bell bathroom after eating 69 cheesy gordita crunches, placing a baja blast freeze on top of the toilet seat and attempting to shit 6 feet above the ground into the cup. If successful, your dawg has to drink it in front of cashier. If he refuses he has to throw it at the nearest customer while shouting ALLAH AKBAR and does a snow angel in the floor with the baja blast
My Baja Blast looks like Mike Jason
by YourDadMikeJason May 2, 2019
The act of ejaculation on a stranger/ loved one in public proceeded by suicide via gunshot to the head directed at the target of the initial blast.
by crisco_king420 October 31, 2015
Percy: Let me just get something to drink *starts to dispense Mountain Dew Baja Blast from soda machine at Taco Bell*
Vincent: Are you stupid? Get anything but that garbage, even Surge!
Vincent: Are you stupid? Get anything but that garbage, even Surge!
by aknoblach July 30, 2006
A Chocolate Baja Blast is when you take your date out on your 1st date to Taco Bell (you pay of course). Later that night after you guys are banging and when you have to take an explosive shit and piss at the same time so you sit down on the toilet and tuck your weiner in so you can accomplish both at once. Before you know it you've shit all over your boner and now it's time to go home her again.
by Farkie July 29, 2017
The Baja Blast is when a man finishes in a woman’s mouth, she holds it in her mouth and drives her to Taco Bell. Where he buys her a Baja blast, she spits the semen into said Baja blast and continues to drink it all day.
by Superlitdood69 January 27, 2023
An absolute gamer moment. When a gamer couple is having sex, the dominant partner flips the submissive one over and acts like they’re about to a cum shot on their face, but instead cums in their ass
Jane got a Sussy Baja Blast last night, she wasn’t too thrilled when she found out her boyfriend was an imposter
by GastonTheToilet June 3, 2021