Baja Blasted

The good-natured, almost inebriated feeling after drinking a Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Causes one to stumble, laugh, and chill in large quantities for only a couple bucks.

Tom: Dude, I wanna have fun tonight but I only have like 2 bucks

Carter: Well shit man, lets get fucking Baja Blasted!

by DaddiSqueeze September 30, 2011

Baja Blasted

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.

"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"

by RealNigga2000 August 23, 2018

Baja Blasted

High; under the influence

“Dude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”

“You know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted”

by DeGingaNinja December 31, 2020

baja blast

A Mountain Dew drink available, strangely enough, only at taco bell and tastes like a mixture of the short lived soda Pepsi Blue, regular Mountain Dew, ecstasy, Sweet Tarts, and Surge. Has a bluish-green tint.

baja blast is a tropical lemon lime storm.

by crackstar May 28, 2007

baja blast

orgasm in liquid form

oh man baja blast.......i think i just creamed my pants

by julieroxlikenoother September 15, 2007

Baja Blast

To end an otherwise hot shower with a thorough rinse using only cold water

"Wow, you look so energized and alert after your shower."
"Nothing like a Baja Blast to get you going in the morning."

by VocabernetSauvignon July 20, 2020

Baja Blast

1. A blue-green, sweet, lime-flavored Mountain Dew available only at Taco Bell (until 2014 when first released in bottles and cans for the summer and permanently discontinued in stores in 2016)
2. A liquid foodgasm; a drinkgasm, if you will

1. I'll have a steak quesadilla and a large Baja Blast please.

2. Guy 1: *cums*
Guy 2: Dude, did you just cream your jeans?
Guy 1: Yeah. I was drinking a Baja Blast.
Guy 2: Oh, you had a drinkgasm.
Guy 1: Hell yeah bro!

by daz14lpa August 4, 2017