Bailey Day

Bailey Day is a small runt of a child which hangs out with hundreds of females as he is their gay best friend. He cannot get in with any as they all see him as small and annoying. He has liked everyone in his friend group and has failed all his attempts at trying to insert. His jumpshot, wack! His height, wack! His skills when playing video games, wack! Everything about him, wack!

Female 1: Hey, are you friends with Bailey Day?
Female 2: Yes! of course, who isn't?
Female 1: IDK, do you like him?
Female 2: Yes, as a friend, hes like a brother to me.

Bailey Day by FitzThe3rd December 5, 2018

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National kick Bailey Day

National Kick Bailey day is celebrated by people who hate Baileys. The day is held on June 15th. On this day it is still illegal to abuse Baileys but a nice tap is recommended.

Kid ''Hey Bailey you know what day it is''
Bailey ''National kick Bailey Day''
Kid '' Proceeds to kick''
Bailey ''regrets being born''

National kick Bailey Day by Mufalaylay May 6, 2020

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National slap Bailey day on Twitter.

Just as it says in the tin, send gifs of slapping to any Bailey's you know on twitter. This is celebrated on 3 April every year.

National slap Bailey day on Twitter.

National slap Bailey day on Twitter. by Antt1 March 28, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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