Bagel Fuck
Bagel Fuck by PlasticPeople December 23, 2008
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Bagel Fuck
"So today Dani was eating a bagel, so I snatched it out of the bitch's hand, dropped my pants, and bagel fucked her."
Bagel Fuck by snzn March 28, 2009
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bagel fuck by Brett Kosher May 24, 2019
Bagel And A Fuck
Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"
Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".
Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".
Bagel And A Fuck by DeliaDL April 17, 2017
fuck off my bagel
fuck off my bagel by randelas April 26, 2011
Bagel Fucker
1."Barratt fucked a bagel on the weekend whilst on pills"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"
2."That bagel really gave it to Barratt, ive never seen him so happy"
3."That Barratts such a Bagel Fucker"
Bagel Fucker by Daniel Moger October 4, 2006
Bagel Fucker
(-noun) Someone who lives at home playing video games (eg: World of Warcraft, Call of Duty, Final Fantasy) and has nothing better to do than spread cream cheese on a warm bagel, and fuck it.
Bagel Fucker by Blatent Lack of Judgement July 23, 2010
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