Some stories are so boring, even adding
and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "
and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your
boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...
and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."
"Bet you felt like eating
the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we
hanging out, Andy?"
