Bag of laundry 

1. a really fat and unkempt woman a real cake eater

2. A really fat person that wears clothing that a
skinner more sexy person should be wearing.

3. Any really fat person that has control over their weight but choose to devour anything in their sights.

This could also be combined with the term a “wet bag of laundry” which in turn is a really fat person that is so fat that you can see all the dimples in their fat asses. Hence the term wet bag of laundry. This also many different variations like an old bag of laundry (a fat ass old person). Dirty bag of laundry (a homeless fat ass). A smelly bag of laundry (for fat people that have that fat person smell to them, you know kinda like a bag of laundry)

"man look at that bag of laundry"

"I went to the mall today and i saw this wet bag of laundry riding the escalator. when she got off she hauled her fat ass into a candy store for a treat"

"I was going to this movie yesterday and this dirty bag of laundry asked me for some spare change and a some cake"

Bag of laundry by Gerry Edwards April 30, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012