bad pancake

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.

Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."
Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."

by DoomedfromtheStart00 July 3, 2017

Bad Pancake

when you are having sex with a girl, you pull out and ejaculate on her stomach

-dane cook

"i didnt want to get her pregnant so i busted a bad pancake on her belly."

by Nicky831 January 2, 2008

bad pancake

when you cum and it looks like an ameba, or a pancake that just got away. The opposite of cumming so precise that it fills just a small area. Originated from comedian Dane Cook.

Len blew his load on Tina's stomach and it looked like a bad pancake.

by Zechariah Smith December 9, 2007

bad pancake

(noun) - a term invented by comedian Dane Cook, the concoction resembling a poorly cooked pancake a male leaves on the stomach of a female after ejaculating on her.

So since I'm Irish/Catholic, I pulled out and left a bad pancake on this girl's belly.

by Teevs December 29, 2007

bad pancake

when you pull out during sex and cum on the girls stomach. credit to dane cook for coming up with the term.

I didnt have a condom so I had to pull out and do a bad pancake on her.

by Alex9876 January 2, 2008

bad pancake

when a man jizzes on a woman and it looks like bad pancake mix

"...I wanted to go inside her but I didn't want to take chances so I pulled out and did a bad pancake on her stomach.. it was gnarly"

by dane cook fan December 30, 2007

Bad pancake

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."

Bad Pancake, the theory that your first guy after a serious relationship will end in epic failure. Doomed from the start. Like the first pancake you try to make during breakfast, it ends up over cooked, under cooked or just burned.
Jane: "I dont think it'll work out with John."

Mary: "Of course not! You just broke off with Mark. John is your bad pancake."

by The classic memer July 28, 2018