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a bad definition stems from apathy and/or ignorance on the part of the poster.
a bad definition has no substance or taste. it is posted only because someone felt like exercising their peer-given right to post it.
can noone see that culture is continuing on a downward slope, resembling a barbaric pile of shit more and more every day?

someone help us all...

God, are you there? It's me, 1/6,000,000th of a shitty collective

_____with very rare exception, one can look up any word on this website, and not find what most nonidiots(a rare breed) would consider to be a "good definition"

_____tell everyone you know if you think you've found a good definition. your friends will be so excited that they may in fact have some trouble writing lousy definitions for everyone to absorb off the surface of their soul-devouring computer screens.
you and your fucking bad definitions...

bad definitions by cliche cliche July 11, 2006

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Bad Definition

A bad definition is a definition that uses derivatives of words or words with the same root to define the word.

Bad definition is a bad definition because it uses definition to define itself.

Bad Definition by Zvosher March 3, 2021

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an example of an entry with at least one bad definition?

i dont know, how about this one: Taco Bell

bad definition by cliche cliche July 12, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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