by lexicon June 15, 2003
The act of using one's super-awesome bacon ray.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)
What the Baconator does.
When baconating, one shoots another with a fiery hot beam of baconey goodness (bacon grease included.)
What the Baconator does.
by JewC May 28, 2008
the belief that the giant pig in the sky once farted this is what we know today as the "big bang" all the mathane particles conjoined into what is today matter, but in fact each part of matter is simple a different strip of bacon, and what we know as cells, are just minature pigs moving around on and in us,, the air and everything we breathe is simple methane, our farts arent truly methane, but our farts are oxygen the government has told us otherwise, we dont require oxygen to live but methane supplyed by the "pig in the sky", one day, pigs will begin to fly and rule the world under a baconist community, all will be lead by bacon and all who refuse its almighty power will be subject to spend life in the anti-bacon realm of baconyess, those who obey will be blessed with free bacon for all eternity.
by um1'sgon'die June 14, 2011
Oh my god! Did you just see him shock out a beer pong trip? That shit was so fucking baconator!!!!!
Wow, John just slapped some bitch in the face. So baconator.
Wow, John just slapped some bitch in the face. So baconator.
by evan bartleman September 29, 2007
(n.) in fact, the holiest of all meats. The story, according to the Bible of the Bacon, goes as such:
"And on the sixth day, God created the pig, and saw that it was good. And taking the choicest cuts, he blessed them, and said 'This is the holiest of meats. I shall call it Bacon', and he saw just how good of a decision had been made."
- Genesis, 13:17
In fact, a whole religion has been created around the holiest of meats, entitled the FreeBacons.
"And on the sixth day, God created the pig, and saw that it was good. And taking the choicest cuts, he blessed them, and said 'This is the holiest of meats. I shall call it Bacon', and he saw just how good of a decision had been made."
- Genesis, 13:17
In fact, a whole religion has been created around the holiest of meats, entitled the FreeBacons.
by Brother In Bacon December 17, 2009
Bacon is a term used for the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course. Most bacon lovers will eat it every day.
Bacon is made out of pig, and pork, which are basically the same thing.
Some people use the word wrong as saying it is just pig. A meat used for food. Food. Fat in meat. A big hunk of fat. The worst food ever. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. They are just people who have no common sense and are idiots.
Bacon will make your life so much better. Eat bacon and I garuntee you will feel better for at least 24 hours if you eat it and other delicious foods like oatmeal, yogurt, cereal, and eggs in the morning.
Bacon is made out of pig, and pork, which are basically the same thing.
Some people use the word wrong as saying it is just pig. A meat used for food. Food. Fat in meat. A big hunk of fat. The worst food ever. DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM. They are just people who have no common sense and are idiots.
Bacon will make your life so much better. Eat bacon and I garuntee you will feel better for at least 24 hours if you eat it and other delicious foods like oatmeal, yogurt, cereal, and eggs in the morning.
"Mom, Dad, can you make me some bacon for breakfast?"
"You mean the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course?
"DUH! :P"
"You mean the worlds most delectible, delighted, breakfast course?
"DUH! :P"
by Chris Cracker August 31, 2009
by George E-OR B007nd August 19, 2008