Bacon chocolate 

Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS

I love me some bacon chocolate every day of the week

Bacon chocolate by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016

Chocolate/Bacon Theory 

The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.

Chocolate/Bacon Theory Equation:

f + cb >= f

Chocolate/Bacon Theory by Professor Luds December 22, 2008

chocolate covered bacon 

The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.

Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.

chocolate covered bacon by DickTucker, theeasilyarousedse February 1, 2016

oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo 

The best thing in the entire world!
Once a person has experienced it, they will constantly crave it. Especially after a long night of drinking and partying. It's even better if you use hellmanns.

Hey Amy, lets go for some oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo!

oreos dipped in white chocolate wrapped in bacon deeped fried dipped in mayoooooooo by Atessa September 16, 2008

chocolate biscotti and bacon 

1.a chocolate flavored italian cookie followed by a slice of fried pork
2. a phrase that sounds terribly and ambiguously sexually deviant, but really has no meaning.

1. what i just ate which was really quite delicious
2. you wanna come over later? I'll give you a chocolate biscotti and bacon. you'd like that wouldn't you? In return, I expect a full portugese breakfast.

chocolate biscotti and bacon by Amberley February 12, 2006