Backseat Driver

When driving, a male driver receives a handjob from the person sitting in the seat behind him.

Brodie: Bro, this chick I drove for Uber was totally into me.
Reggie: Why do you think that?
Brodie: Well she was flirting with me the whole time and..
Reggie: And what?
Brodie: Well once I got to her destination, she told me to keep driving and gave me the Backseat Driver.

by OCTO THE CHOP GOD June 1, 2019

Backseat Driver

A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.

You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!

by Spoodergirl March 12, 2019

backseat driver

1. a passenger in the back seat of the car who criticizes the driver

2. anyone who offers unwanted advice

Stop being such a backseat driver. You will only make things worse.

by Light Joker December 15, 2005

backseat driver

a person sitting in the backseat of a car who critcizes the driver's driving.

Who cares if i ran a red light? Stop being a backseat driver.

by Your mom. May 23, 2004

backseat driver

A person who is sitting in the backseat of the car and is constantly telling the driver what to do.

Hey man you should get in the left lane since your going faster than these other people.
Thanks man, your a good backseat driver and thanks for the tip, I'll get right on that.

by tHe_DarKonE September 18, 2007

backseat driver

a sex position involving three people, usually two male and one female. one man enters the girl from behind; she is on her hands and knees. this man holds her hair and controls her head on the third person, who receives oral sex.

Let's just say we were drunk, we ran into her ex, and I was the backseat driver.

by 99escapee January 5, 2011

backseat driver

Someone who has their seat reclined so far back that it appears as if they are driving from the backseat. Usually found in more urban locations.

It bothers me how much of Hartfords citizens are backseat drivers!

by kirasakuya July 6, 2011