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Backdoor Bybee 

A creative workaround for two Mormon individuals who want to “stay pure.” The term originated from a particular intimate position where the couple is unclothed and the man is oriented behind the woman, and both individuals are in a horizontal position. The man then slides his "man part" between the woman's "thigh gap" and slides across her "woman's parts" without penetration. “Backdoor” refers to the position "from behind", while “By-bee” refers to a slang term for the "Bible." The reason "Bybee" is used is that this technique is put in practice to "stay pure" in the eyes of the Mormons, which is why the bible is quoted in the use of "Bybee." It's also a “portmanteau,” using two words put into one. The first word is "By," meaning the use of saying goodbye to your innocence. The second word includes "bee"; the reason for the bee is the relation to the Mormons, who originated the use of the word "Backdoor ByBee." Utah is nicknamed the “Beehive State,” and we all know all the Mormons reside and flourish in Utah.

The "Backdoor By-Bee" is a way to participate in intercourse while still saying "pure."
Guy 1: “So did you and her finally hook up?”
Guy 2: “Nah, she’s Mormon, we just did the Backdoor Bybee.”

Guy 1: “Wait, so you two didn’t actually, you know…?”
Guy 2: “Nah bro, she’s saving herself. We just went full Backdoor Bybee.”

Girl 1: “Girl! You said you wouldn’t cross any lines.”
Girl 2: “Relax, it was a Backdoor Bybee. Lines remained uncrossed...technically.”

Guy 1: "Dude, what's your body count? You always leave the parties with Baddies!"

Guy 2: "Zero man!"
Guy 1: "There's no way!"
Guy 2: "Im being deadass! It's all thanks to the Backdoor Byee!"
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026