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Backblast Area Clear 

a. a military cautionary statement, when one is firing the AT-4. One looks behind them, scanning for personnel 100 meters back in a 90 degree cone, once it is clear they yell backblast area clear and fire.

b. One looks behind them, and whether it's clear or not, yells BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, and rips a loud veracious fart.

a. READY, BACKBLAST AREA CLEAR, FIRE FIRE FIRE

b. Hey Tom, backblast area clear, RIPPPPPP HAHAHAHA
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Blackbeard mains

Blackbeard mains are definition of a sad, pathetic individual that cant aim for shit. They always claim that Blackbeard is the the best op.
Blackbeard mains: Blackbeard is the best op
Me: You can go fuck a wooden dildo and shove it up your goddam anus you cock sucker dick go kill yourself you piece of absolute garbage

backseatsman 

1. Queer old gentlemen from the 1950s who sit in your backseat for a living. They will certainly die if they are separated from the backseat. If you work for The Car Service and a backseatsman appears, you can never pick up anyone else again (unless he is asleep or has Downs Syndrome). They are also lacking severely in yo-yo skills.

2. See also: The Lonely Island.
1. "You work for The Car Service! There'll always be another fare!" exclaimed the backseatsman.

2. "I'm a BACKSEATSMAN! This is what I do!"
backseatsman by Charliiiiie May 30, 2006

blackbear 

Mat Musto, or better known as blackbear, is an american hip-hop recording artist, singer-songwriter, and record producer from Los Angelis California. He is associated with G-eazy, Mike Posner, Mod Sun, and (sadly) Jacob Sartorius. Bear is best known for his two songs 'Idfc' and 'Dirty Laundry' off album Deadroses. He's all in all a great person. he's beautiful and knows what true talent is. he's the most talented upcoming artist out there.
girl: "i'm in love with everything blackbear does. have you heard his most recent album, digital druglord ?"

friend: "well, duh. it's only like- the best album of 2017."
blackbear by modsunbabybear July 7, 2017

Blackbear 

One of the best singers ever. Check his music out if you want. He’s such a genuine person!
Person 1: “wow this is a good song!” Person 2: “I know right?! It’s by Blackbear.”
Blackbear by Jizznica July 30, 2018

lazy blackbeard 

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move
That's one pirate we'll never forget
lazy blackbeard by Chupacabra June 15, 2003
John: Man we gotta get out of here backers
Mike: Yeah
*Both run away*
Backers by Jimmy Portage December 26, 2017