babyshoes

your midget friend

i call my midget friend babyshoes and he calls me horse cock johnson--cause 4 inches is pretty big to a midget

by skankesha December 5, 2003

babyhouse

A person, place, or situation that is completely out of control; a dumpster-fire.

Have you seen Elise since she fell down those stairs at Bennigan's? She also crashed her Rav4 into an Orange Theory...She's a real babyhouse.

by Senor Sabado October 4, 2019

babytoes

Another word for the female Nipple.

Used probably due to its resemblance in shape to said baby's toe.

Used in the movie Superbad by Evan when admiring a cover model's tits.

Seth: Look at those nipples.
Evan: They're like little babytoes. It's just not fair that they get to flaunt that stuff, you know... and like, I have to hide every erection I get.
Evan: Just imagine if girls weren't weirded out by our boners and stuff, and just like wanted to see them. That's the world I one day want to live in.
Seth: You know what I do? I flip my boner up into my waistband. It hinds it AND it feels awesome. I almost blew a load into my bellybutton.
-quotes taken from imdb.com

by krzn October 14, 2008

babysho

a dumbass person with a 1-centimeter dick who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up

babysho is a black nigger

by joshik0374 April 1, 2021

Babyshoshine

something you call someone when they are over-reacting or being a baby about something

"OW I JUST STUBBED MY TOE"
"awh little babyshoshine!!"

by definatelynoteve December 5, 2019

Bandshoes

Another word for bandage in the gaming world

Hey anyone got any bandshoes
Gamer ya just dropped 3

by Memento V2 November 16, 2019

baby shoes

You wack off in a persons shoe, leaving your cum in there for them to step in and walk around it unknowingly. Leave your unborn children in their slippers or sneakers to get even.

Rich was so mad at Henry that to get even he jerked off into Henry's shoes. Boy Henry wasn't expecting to be walking around in Baby Shoes that day.

by Douglas Wayne September 18, 2006