Fanfic: JESSE GOES INTO THE ROOM WITH THE FUCKING BABY SQUIRREL AND EATS ITS ACORNS THE SQUIRREL GETS MAD AND BITES JESSES NIPPLES OFF SO JESSE HAS TO USE NIPPLE CREAM AND THEN THE SQUIRREL BIT JESSES ACORNS AND SCURRIED OUT OF THE ROOM AND JESSES ACORNS WERE BROKE

BABY SQUIRREL

BABY SQUIRREL by Poe Cunder April 17, 2019

Baby night squirrel

A high school girl who comes up and goes to bars under the assumption she is a college student.

This bar is full of baby night squirrels.

Baby night squirrel by B&B in the morning August 11, 2012

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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