baby poop

Noun : The substance that a hideously large number of Catholic clergy must wipe off their genitals prior to blessing the holy water.popefilthyVaticanholy water

Good afternoon, Father. Do you smell baby poop?

baby poop by ~GAWD~ September 27, 2010

baby poop brown 

Some cars & trucks have this hideous brown paint job which has the color of baby shit; hence the phrase, "baby poop brown". This paint job is so old that it is often somewhat faded and has a matte finish (vs. a glossy finish as is usual for automotive paint jobs).

A 1970 Ford Maverick that I had in 1986 sported this type of paint -- faded, matte finish, and colored baby poop brown.

{From a website featuring fictious "death battles" between TV commercial spokespeople, spokesanimals, and spokesthings}:

This fight shall take place outdoors on the breakdown lane in the southbound lanes of the I-5 freeway. Available to the embattled contestants are a 1976 Volkswagen Bug with a flat tire (or, "tyre" if you prefer) sporting a "baby poop brown" paint job and with the keys still in the ignition, a tire iron, a spare tire in the trunk (which is in the front, rather than in the back as is usual), several beer cans (one of them is full) in the roadside ditch, a half-used pack of matches, and the usual assortment of plants & weeds (including the poisonous foxglove) that you might find in a temperate north-American climate.

baby poop brown by Telephony September 27, 2013

Poop Baby 

A poop so giant it feels like you just pushed a baby out of your butt.

OH MAN I JUST HAD A POOP BABY! I think I'll name it George.

Poop Baby by Poopmama February 15, 2009

Poop Baby 

The result of semen leaking from the penis during anal sex into the vagina and impregnating the woman. The resulting child is thus, a poop baby.

I always wondered why Davis was so weird...until I found out he was a poop baby.

Poop Baby by Mary Shelley April 11, 2007

POOP BABY 

A kid named Aj that was born out of his or her moms ass

David- yo Aj your a poop baby
Aj- Fuck me

POOP BABY by David Star May 26, 2020

Poop Baby 

An alternate name for a retarded person. This is insinuating that the man or woman is retarded because he/she came out of his or her mother's asshole when they were born.

Jon was in all sped classes and he ate his own sperm so we locked him in a cage and called him a poop baby.

Poop Baby by KBB123 May 15, 2007

Poop the baby 

The act of shoving your index finger into a infants rectum instead of checking their anus for poop.

They really had to poop the baby?

Poop the baby by Cody5050 January 10, 2023