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Baby legs 

A delicious treat used as an aphrodisiac, they are commonly eaten after a birth or if there is left over in the hospital.
Doctor: “It’s a beautiful baby boy.”
Berther:” good, we can harvest it’s legs now.”

Patient:”What’s for dinner?”
Nurse:”we have been given some baby legs.”
Patient:” What in Actual fuck.”
Baby legs by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020

Baby legs 

A phrase used to describe someone who struggles with buoyancy while scuba diving and therefore, moves their legs quickly to keep the trim of a normal diver; similar to the way a toddler would walk. Not to be confused with bicycling.
I felt like I had baby legs in the water today.
Baby legs by JJsaysno. December 9, 2022

Gay baby legs 

Babies that have gay legs. Or babies that are born with gay legs.
The doctor said my son was born with gay legs.

Kids at school use to call me gay baby legs because I had small ass legs and I was gay
Gay baby legs by Gay legs May 25, 2018

baby deer legs 

when females wear high heal shoes for too long and begin to walk deformed. Typically their knees bend towards each other at a slight angle and they lean over to keep their balance
This girl was walking home from the bar in the cutest dress but TOTAL baby deer legs.

I was dancing all night at the club, and by the time I was stumbling home I pulled out the baby deer legs.
baby deer legs by dertyjerz July 13, 2011

Baby Long Legs 

A really hot individual who you should admire and worship.
1: Omg look it’s a Baby long legs!
2: omg yes it is! Let’s go worship her
Baby Long Legs by Xxanonxx January 18, 2022

baby rhino legs

When a person’s calves are the same circumference as the thighs with small feet.
baby rhino legs by PhatBawlz October 30, 2022