Baby's Head 

Lancashire (where we talk proper): Baby's head. Noun, Steak (and sometimes kidney) pudding, especially when ordering from a chippy, and so called because of it's close resemblance to a baby's head. Most commonly ordered with Peas and gravy.

Correct pronunciation: "Babbiz yed"

Ey up lass I'll have Babbiz Yed (baby's head), peas & gravy twice, please.

Baby's Head by Leyther lad August 14, 2017

baby's head 

Northern English slang for meat pie, particularly in Wigan.

"Fanceh some baby's head and peas, luv?"

baby's head by TC Raymond August 16, 2005

wet the baby's head 

To celebrate the birth of a baby with a drink of alcohol or more usually an excuse for a drinking spree.

Congratulations Bill! How about we go out tonight to wet the baby's head?

wet the baby's head by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

wet the baby's head 

The process of celebrating the birth of a baby. Traditionally taking its name from the Christian baptismal rite, during which the head of a baby would be wet with blesed water, the phrase now commonly relates to the consumption of large amounts of alcohol as a celebration of the new arrival.

The actual process of wetting the baby's head is far more fun before the baby is born.

Bloke 1: check out the cans on that barmaid.
Bloke 2: Dude, you're married.
Bloke 1: Yeah, but...
Bloke 2: You're wife just had a kid.
Bloke 1: Yeah, well..
Bloke 2: We're here celebrating, to wet the baby's head.
Bloke 1: True. But she has got really nice cans.

wet the baby's head by Phil Bool September 27, 2006

skeeted on a baby's head 

It's when you fuck a pregnet bitch

Last night I skeeted on a baby's head, that bitch was big!!!

skeeted on a baby's head by SkeeterMan November 7, 2006

wet the baby's head 

To have sex with an extremely pregnant woman.

Person 1: I banged my girl yesterday, she's 38 weeks pregnant!
Person 2: You wet the baby's head, huh?

wet the baby's head by TookLongEnough November 3, 2012

Shampoo the babys head 

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

Shampoo the babys head by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007