Baba Vanga

Baba Vanga (January 31, 1911 - August 11, 1996) also known as Grandmother Vanga, was a mystic who predicted 9/11, Brexit, the rise of ISIS, and even predicted that the 44th president, Barack Obama would be an African-American president of the United States. When she was a child, she was lost by a tornado which lifted her in the air and threw her in a nearby field. Because of that, she could have the ability to see the future. Baba Vanga died in 1996 due to breast cancer.

Guy: Hey dude, do you know Baba Vanga?
Another Guy: Yeah! If she was still alive I would ask her how I would die.
Guy: Me too!

Baba Vanga by ZekketheBro December 31, 2018

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The best dang crusty old lady from 1996

Baba Vanga predicted the work would end in 3797

baba vanga by Catdraining123 December 7, 2016

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Baba Vanga

When you are pummelling your missus and you pull out just before you blow your load, ejaculating your penis-colada into her eyes and she gains the powers of Baba Vanga

Dave: I was nobbing our lass last night and went full Baba Vanga on her

Stu: Oh aye...?

Dave: Yeah, I spaffed in her eyes and she told me the winner of the 3:45 at Haydock

Baba Vanga by Pete O'File008 May 9, 2017

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babalanga

babalanga is baba and langa. its when you call someone it bc they being bad person so shame on thEM

e.g. STOP BEING A BABALANGA YOU DISGUSTING PERSON

babalanga by koolkidsquad July 19, 2021

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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