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BV switch 

An obscure body modification practice, but growing in popularity and often performed by unlicensed surgeons in the backs of customized vans. The procedure involves the switching of the vaginal and anal canals inside the body while leaving the outside of the orifices intact and unmodified. After the surgery is complete and the patient is fully healed the girl will be able to poop out of her pussy and get impregnated through anal sex. Not to be confused with the BV flip.
person one-"her twat tasted so bad she musta had a BV flip, cause that slizz tasted just like shit"
person two "I think you are confusing a BV flip and a BV switch again"
person one-"sorry sir"
person two-"just dont let it happen again"
BV switch by Legodogel October 9, 2012

SoupChef BV 

when u got a little dick and u got diarrhea at the same time.
bruh i feel like Soupchef BV after she deepthroat and i pooped myself
SoupChef BV by Brian Vinbent January 4, 2017

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y 

O-Off course
B-blacks
V-viciously
I-insult
O-others
U-under
S-serious
L-laughter
Y-Ya'll
he's balcks so O.B.V.I.O.U.S.L.Y he has jokes

M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q

At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*