BSMT
Underutilized acronym providing an implied warning, and therefore appropriately stigmatizing, basement apartments aka man/rape caves, leper lairs, basement brothels, dick dens, bottom dwellers, whore holes, bang burrows, pig pens, sadist sanctums, titty tunnels, horny haunts, comic geek coves (aka CGC), hairy hubris hovels, vagina vaults, cunt cellars, cryogenic creamer crypts, insane arcane no refrain henbane subterranes (and nearly any combination thereof), nookie nests, ho hovels, and ateliers among other names.
In the city of Chicago, BSMTs are sometimes simply referred to as a cubbyhole when said BSMT is occupied by a Chicago Cubs fan, though even more so when said occupant is NOT a Chicago Cubs or even a general sports fan.
In the city of Chicago, BSMTs are sometimes simply referred to as a cubbyhole when said BSMT is occupied by a Chicago Cubs fan, though even more so when said occupant is NOT a Chicago Cubs or even a general sports fan.
Example 1
GIRL: Girl, what were you thinkin' goin' back to that BSMT with Little Stevie Wonder?
TRANNIE: Uhhhh huhhhh, 'cause I heard he gave as good as he got!
GIRL: Sheeeeeet, you must be meanin' some low down bi-oral, 'cause they ain't call him Little from being Omar's cousin.
TRANNIE: I'm tellin' you right here, it was insane no refrain subterrane from midnight 'til more-nin!
Example 2
SHE-RA: Hello? Is this emergency services? You've gotta help me! I was with some guy, and he just attacked me!
DISPATCH: Where are you? Are you in danger? Do you need assistance?
SHE-RA: Don't know where I am, creep took me to some BSMT and went all Hordak on me! Had no idea He-Man could fit that far, and I can't get him out!
DISPATCH: OK, let me know the cross street and stay there. And whatever you do, don't turn back into Princess Adora, that will only exacerbate the pain!
Example 3
OLD CO-WORKER TEXT: that davich guy knows his music but must have grown up on a short bus. the dude is creepy.
YOUNG CO-WORKER TEXT: AFAIK IRL he rolls out ADA back to his BSMT CGC 4 DD SHIELD MODOK BMB JMS OMAC CBPG then ABBA JLO UB40 ACDC KISS B52 REM back to ADA. GGP NRN
OLD CO-WORKER TEXT: BSMT LMAO TTYL ;)
GIRL: Girl, what were you thinkin' goin' back to that BSMT with Little Stevie Wonder?
TRANNIE: Uhhhh huhhhh, 'cause I heard he gave as good as he got!
GIRL: Sheeeeeet, you must be meanin' some low down bi-oral, 'cause they ain't call him Little from being Omar's cousin.
TRANNIE: I'm tellin' you right here, it was insane no refrain subterrane from midnight 'til more-nin!
Example 2
SHE-RA: Hello? Is this emergency services? You've gotta help me! I was with some guy, and he just attacked me!
DISPATCH: Where are you? Are you in danger? Do you need assistance?
SHE-RA: Don't know where I am, creep took me to some BSMT and went all Hordak on me! Had no idea He-Man could fit that far, and I can't get him out!
DISPATCH: OK, let me know the cross street and stay there. And whatever you do, don't turn back into Princess Adora, that will only exacerbate the pain!
Example 3
OLD CO-WORKER TEXT: that davich guy knows his music but must have grown up on a short bus. the dude is creepy.
YOUNG CO-WORKER TEXT: AFAIK IRL he rolls out ADA back to his BSMT CGC 4 DD SHIELD MODOK BMB JMS OMAC CBPG then ABBA JLO UB40 ACDC KISS B52 REM back to ADA. GGP NRN
OLD CO-WORKER TEXT: BSMT LMAO TTYL ;)
BSMT by modoklover June 16, 2010
BMTV
BMTVis s dum name that someone named sam made up on TikTok and also made a word called blanket media
BMTV by samisstupidlol June 1, 2021
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable