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a bro that is acting especially volatile and uppity for lack of attention
chill brosama. no one cares, quit fuckin talkin
brosama by nicklesack May 27, 2008
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Brosama Bin Laden

A best friend that you never see. He's always hiding or just at home.
Named after the infamous best friend you never see,

Osama Bin Laden
Mike:Hey where's Joey at?
Daniel: IDK man he's being a real Brosama Bin Laden
Brosama Bin Laden by BertiCoosBay December 13, 2010

Brosama Bin Laden

Someone who you think is your bro, but is actually vicious foe. He'll send your hopes flying, and then send you crashing.
I thought Matt was my best good friend. The modaf**a turned out to be a Brosama Bin Laden.
Brosama Bin Laden by duq_pub February 19, 2017

Brosama Bin Laden

A bro who wasn't a nice bro. Barack Brobama gave the order for his assassination.
Did you hear? Brosama Bin Laden is dead! - Bro #1

A holy shit, this is almost as exciting as the death of Brosef Stalin! - Bro #2

BROSAMA BIN LADIN 

DIS WHEN U GETTIN YOUR DICK SUCKED DEN YO HOMMIE ROLLS UP AND BRAKES IN AND ASKS U IF U WANNA GET YO DICK SUCKED HWILE GETTING YO DICK SUCKED AND THEN HE GOES DOWN ON YALL WITH YO GIRL N MAKES U KILL YOURSELF
YO DID U HEAR LIL TYRSSE BROSAMA BIN LADIN'D TYRONE LAST NIGTH WHILE LAQUISHA WAS SUCKIN HIS DICK?

Brobama Care

Brobama Care: N. Def: The assistance given to one bro by a collection of bro's to help supplement said bro's lack of funds. Brobama Care usually occurs at the local bar when last call is announced. However, Brobama Care can also be the act of "loaning" said bro with beer, cigarettes or cash under any circumstance, fully knowing that bro will never return the lent commodity.
Bro1 - "Hey bro, can i bum a smoke?" Bro2 - "Sure bro, you know i got you covered under Brobama Care!"
Brobama Care by Pseudojohnson September 9, 2011