bone dry 

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed and general retardedness of any non handicap persons. See also several advanced states including but not limited to; bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

"Dude! You just fell on your face! Your bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude is Casey megabone already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone"

"Some soberbone guy just gave me to much change, lets get bone."

bone dry by little blake May 22, 2008

Bone Dry 

A person, subject or situation which is dull, tiresome, boring, mundane - causing the sufferers to sigh, raise their heads to the sky, and wish they were anywhere else but here or with this person.

That meeting achieved nothing, it was pointless and wasted my life, it was bone dry.

Conversations with Jeffry are painful, he is bone dry.

My job is bone dry.

Bone Dry by DaveyLarr May 29, 2011

Bone Dry 

Having ejaculated many times, to the point of discomfort or pain

Jenny got me bone dry last night

Bone Dry by RussianSpy434 March 25, 2020

bone dry 

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe general retardedness of any non handicapped person or any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed. See also several advanced states including but not limited to: bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

"Dude! You just fell on your face! You're bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude! Is Casey megaboned already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone."

"Some soberbone guy just gave me too much change, let's get bone."

bone dry by little blake2 June 5, 2017

bone dry 

completely or extremely dry

The springs failed this year, leaving the riverbed bone dry.

bone dry by bluestinger66 April 19, 2023

desert bone dry

adjective
an adjective typically used to describe a good dick sucking, usually refers to a really good one

it doesn't always have to mean a good thing, you can also use it when your friend says something stupid

zach, i am going to suck your shit DESERT BONE DRY, and then i'm gon fuck ya

desert bone dry by bonedrysucker69 December 5, 2016

Dry Bone 

Getting a dry socket from oral sex.

No oral sex after wisdom teeth surgery, you dont wanna dry bone like your mom!

Dry Bone by GilaMonsteron January 11, 2008