A big fat girl that hangs out with a hot girl and cockblocks every guy that tries to talk to the hot girl. This is done because the big fat girl is a hater and is jealous of the hot girl and wants the hot girl to be lonely and miserable just like her.
Joe: I think I could go home with that fine blonde over there but that ugly fat bodyguard girl keeps cockblocking me . I'm getting no where!
Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.
Joe: you are a true friend
Grant: no worries pimpin, I'll take one for the team and hit on the bodyguard. That will distract her so you can make your move.
Joe: you are a true friend
by TheLightbringer412 November 21, 2009
Get the Bodyguard mug.1. A word used as a replacement when you don't know what to say to someone
2. A thug way of shouting out to another gangster
2. A thug way of shouting out to another gangster
C:"Ay yo J.Crew you check dat bitch out ova there fureal, her donk is about a 10 or above!"
J: "Ha yeah Prototype C I want to feel dat bitch's donk on da scraight, bodyguard!"
J: "Ha yeah Prototype C I want to feel dat bitch's donk on da scraight, bodyguard!"
by Prototype C May 10, 2010
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by Big-T November 6, 2004
Get the bodyguard dman mug.Taken from Episode 70 of The Sopranos. Tony kicks his own bodyguards ass to show his guys that he has still got it. He shows them that he is still a tough guy. It's when you show the people in your employment that you can do anything they can AND you can do it better.
by KKirish June 11, 2010
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Sam: Are you really gonna meet that mechanic from Craigslist? What if he murders you?
John: Don't worry, James is coming as my Craigslist Bodyguard.
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