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Black Socks

DUDE. I BLACK SOCKS YESTERDAY AND IT WAS GOOD
by what_you_looking_at August 14, 2011
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Black Socks So It’s Not Gay

Bruh if you forget to say no homo while wearing black socks you’re good, but if you forget to say no homo while not wearing black socks nigga you gay
Tyrese : Imma clap his ass bruh.
Recoome : Bruh you forgot to say no homo, gay ass!
Tyrese : It’s all good I’m wearing black socks so it’s not gay.
Recoome : Ah, Ight you good then.
by Yung Burrito Penis August 29, 2018
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Black forces black socks energy

Crazy ass mf who dont give a shit what anyone thinks solos everyone and got black socks double hit.
by NJB PRICE OF SAYAJINS April 28, 2022
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Black Sock

Originally observed during an urgent, unplanned wardrobe transition from business attire to comfortable clothes at the onset of band practice, the term, 'Black Sock', evolved symbolically from a stereotypical garment donning of conformity (working for 'the man') to a statement of transformation, rebellion, commitment, fun, freedom and an unrelenting promulgation of ingenious collaboration with band mates. Sometimes chanted in the form of familiar choral revelries so as to induce and incite a frolic oriented 'BLACK SOCK' dance as an acknowledgement of symbiotic creativity among band mates.
Scenario Form and Description
Band member shows up to practice in business attire, quickly changes into shorts and a shirt, realizes he does not have extra socks, embarrassingly saunters into the arena with his guitar + comfortable clothes wearing his black business socks. Band mates, quick to observe and curtail said identity kerfuffle caused by the leftover business garments, initiate a chant:
"D Dog, Yes!!!

BLACK SOCK left,

BLACK SOCK right,

BLACK SOCK mutha fu**** gonna dance all night"
At the induced choral behest of his band mates, D Dog drops his instrument and proceeds to entertain his comrades with an accompanying Court Jester tempo oriented kick swap dance as a method of activating band member creativity.
by Charitable Disguise November 9, 2019
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Black Sock Syndrom

A physical ailment when you take off your black socks after a hard days work and you're feet are covered in black fuzz.
Girl1: So how was your night last night <wink wink>

Girl2: well i was stripping him down and his feet were covered in some black fuzz... :/

Girl1: I hate it when my man has black sock syndrom
by $e9a March 2, 2010
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Black Sock Swag

The level of confidence you walk around with when wearing black socks rather than white
homie #1 i was feeling like a pussy with my white socks yesterday

homie #2 you gotta wear them black socks bro. it'll give you that black sock swag
by FredTheFriendlyFarmer November 16, 2019
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Black Sock

aka brown sock. When a person is extremely promiscuous when it comes to anal sex they have higher odds of getting a pink sock, therefore when their bowels are so often exposed to the elements they become blackened from exposure, dragging through the dirt, etc.
That slut takes it up the ass so often you have to watch out you don't step one her (as a gay man would refer to another) black sock dragging in the dirt.
by Frostville November 6, 2007
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