black friday

The day after Thanksgiving where after we spent a day thanking for all we have and shit, immediately wake up early in the morning and line up outside stores and be greedy little bastards and try to buy everything that we can that's on sale. How ironic.

Guy 1 on Thanksgiving: I'm thankful for all I have. I don't need anything more.
Guy 2 on Thanksgiving: Amen to that brotha
-one day later-
Guy 1 and Guy 2 on Black Friday: MOVE BITCH COMING THROUGH THAT'S MINE GTFO

by AKewlName November 29, 2013

black friday

a day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online.

guy 1:how was black Friday
guy 2:It was awful,A stupid bitch threw a box of Twinkies at my head and some grandma ran me over with her shopping cart.

by 1-800retards united November 27, 2013

Black Friday

The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.

A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday.

by HotGingerMess June 05, 2014

Black Friday

Black Friday:

Sociological-Pathological phenomena of American people trampling others for unneeded things one day after being thankful for what they already have…

"Joe camped out for two days in front of the Computer store on Black Friday..."

by Critik2be November 21, 2012

Black Friday

The day bitches go crazy at Walmart for 3 dollar waffle makers.

*on Black Friday*
Walmart employee: *opens doors*
People in line: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!ASDFGHJKLLLL!

by MiaaaaHeartsStuff December 11, 2011

Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when millions of people stand in line at various retailers and act like retards.

I hate Black Friday. Should be called Wack Friday.

by peecee1978 November 25, 2011

black friday

The day after Thanksgiving, traditionally the first day of the Christmas season and the busiest shopping day of the year. Called "Black Friday" because of the massive profits retailers rake in, recording them in black as opposed to red which denotes losses.

"I'm going shopping at 10 this morning"
"It's black friday, everything will already be gone!"

by Ars gratia artis December 08, 2013