Billy Madison

This Adam Sandler movie is funny as shit.

Billy Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison by xyzyx July 5, 2008

Billy Madison

Clearly the most hilarious and awesome movie/character of all time. Hildada and Ianan are the bestest for knowing this.

The most memorable and funniest quotes from Billy Madison are:
-You ain't cool ... unless you pee your pants.
-I'll tumble for ya!
-It's too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin' around here! Call the zoo!
-Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.
-You get your ass out there and you find that fucking dog!
-Back to school, back to school, to prove to dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ooooh, back to school, back to school, back to school ...
-Well, maybe if you told me there were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you
-Chlorophyll? More like bore-ophyll!!
-Billy likes to drink soda ... Miss Lippy's car is green
-T-t-t-today Junior!!
-Shampoo is better, I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better, I leave the hair silky and smooth!
-Stop looking at me swan!
-Dad, do we have to do this with Captain Dipshit here?
-I drew the duck blue because I had never seen a blue duck before, and to be honest with you I just wanted to see a blue duck

Billy Madison by Hilda April 20, 2006

Billy Madisoned 

When for whatever reason you must re-do your K-12 education, this is called getting Billy Madisoned.

I got Billy Madisoned when the postal worked damaged my diploma.

Billy Madisoned by Mthw704 November 17, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008