Ben Simmons

A 6'11" bum who averages less than 5 PPG and a future point guard for the Shanghai Sharks.

The 76ers needs to trade Ben Simmons.

by BrickSimmonsNBA July 15, 2021

ben simmons

shoots bricks

ben Simmons cant shoot

by LIL Kash September 17, 2020

Ben Simmons

Ben Simmons is a professional basketball player for the Brooklyn Nets of the NBA. He is the definition of a bum. Ben Simmons is the definition of MID.

Ben Simmons is a bum.

by chillest man ever November 08, 2022

Ben Simmons

1. The act of shooting 0% from 3

2. When you win an award you shouldn't have

3. When your jumpshot is as wet as the sahara desert

Guy 1: Did you see John last night.

Guy 2: Yeah, he went 0 for 7
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Guy 1: Did you hear Tyson won Freshman Player of the Year

Guy 2: But that Ben Simmons is a Sophomore
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Guy 1: Who you think played better, Westbrook or Dame

Guy 2: The fuck you on. Dame shoot lights out, Westbrick shoots like the lights are out. That Ben Simmons' jumpshot look uglier than half the shit he wear.

by NickYoung August 20, 2018

Ben simmons

(v .)Passing a wide open layup

I ben simmons'd a fucking layup

by November 23, 2021

Ben Simmons

used to describe a basketball player afraid to play basketball

Take the layup! Don't pass it to another guy like Ben Simmons.

by buyvqdfyewhqw July 13, 2022

Ben Simmons

Loser both on and off the court. Known for taking Kendall Jenner back after she cheated on him publicly multiple times.

- You saw the 76ers game last night?

- No need, they still lose even with Ben Simmons

by ChelseaChelsea11 May 19, 2019